Stories for my Plumber - Why Seals are Stupid

Seals are stupid for many reasons. The main reason is that they are the most tiny brained creatures to have ever inhabited the earth. This makes them the most stupic things ever!!!! I hate those stupid mother f****** seals!!!!! Why do they even exist on this planet??? Nobody likes them!!!! They are PURE EVIL!!!!!!!! We should just create a law where you would get a million zillion dollars every time you shoot those f***heads in the ass!!!!! Then everybody would get out of their f****** houses, grab their f****** guns, and blast those sons of b****** out of this world!!!